Meet our lesbian pirates! 🖤
And other characters from Pirates of Aletharia. 🖤
And here is Britney Jackson’s Totally Professional and Not At All Dorky™️ character list. 😅
🏳️🌈 Emilia Drakon, Surgeon/Witch – Nicest lesbian you’ve ever met, except she’s finally given herself permission to be petty. (But with murder.)
🏴☠️ Maria Welles, Pirate Captain – Meanest lesbian you’ve ever met, except she’s a tiny bit sweet and gooey on the inside. (Also, with murder. So much murder.)
🍻 Judith Brewster, Cook/Spy – Drunkest lesbian you’ve ever met. (With less murder.)
💥 Helen Maynard, Master Gunner – Most muscular and gunpowdery bisexual you’ve ever met. (With accidental murder.)
⚓️ Zain Amari, Quartermaster – Probably the only rational guy on the whole ship, got blackmailed for dating the wrong dude once.
⛵️ Pelt, Boatswain – Token Straight Dude.
🪝 Fulke, Master at Arms – Giant dude. Doesn’t like splinters.
🗡 Adda, Fencer – Maria’s Crime Mom. Sort of.
⚔️ Catherine Rochester, Admiral of the Royal Navy – We don’t like her.
👑 King Eldric, King of Illopia – We don’t like him either.
🌊 Aletha, Goddess of the Sea – Adopts sad witch babies. Occasionally creates accidental hurricanes with her girlfriend.
🌪 Aria, Goddess of the Wind – The girlfriend.
🐈 Ship Cats – The true heroes, according to themselves.
🐉 Dragons – Beastly demigods who love Emilia so much that they once tried to feed her live animals that were three times her size. (Aww!)
⚓️ Wicked Fate – This is a ship, not a person, but don’t tell Maria that.